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I Like Animals Better Stamp by TheRealMorticon I Like Animals Better Stamp by TheRealMorticon
I was watching an episode of "It's Me Or The Dog", and it got me to thinking how stupid people act when their family members pamper their pets. I mean what a bunch of whiners! So the people are jealous of the dogs just because the dogs are a little more interesting than their boring behinds!

This is for all of you who, like me, are proud to declare that you like the company of animals better than the company of people anyway, and anyone who doesn't like it can take a jump. :stupid:

Edit: A plz account?! For MEH?! :la:
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EDIT: Thank you everyone for your comments...but before you comment may I PLEASE politely ask that you not take this stamp seriously..? This is not a declaration of war on humanity, and I am also aware that "people ARE animals". It is a stamp that is making fun of a reality TV show that I find to be funny. The people are jealous of the animals so I say "oh yeah? Well *I* like animals BETTER than people muahaha". It's a troll on a TV show, that is all it is, I promise you. Please don't overthink this stamp, it is a huge waste of time. There are better things for you to analyze.

ANOTHER EDIT: Some of yall are killin me the way you continue to take this stamp seriously. It's light-hearted satire. Quit over-analyzing. You're supposed to chuckle and keep scrolling. I'm considering storing the bleedin thing anyway because it's a fossil from my first few years on DeviantArt.

MORE EDITS ON THIS TEN-THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD STAMP: You all know EXACTLY what I mean in my use of "animals" and you know perfectly well that the context refers to non-human entities, so if you were hoping to be clever this fine morn by pointing out that "People ARE Animals" I assure you I have received this comment at least 30 times since the day this stamp was posted. :peace:
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:iconbrigetmiget:
brigetmiget Featured By Owner May 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
i have told this to people im mad lol love it 
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:iconjandn2014:
jandn2014 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016
*facepalm* People are animals...
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:icontherealmorticon:
TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
I am perfectly aware and you knew exactly what I meant in my use of that word so we're good here. Thanks!
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:iconewemad420:
eWeMad420 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
so much us
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:icontheagentofvenom:
theagentofvenom Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016  Student Writer
I can tell since the day Adam and Eve were made.
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:iconrorrx:
Rorrx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Using!
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:iconstormlover10:
Stormlover10 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016
Same. I have really BAD S.A.D and I have a general dislike for most people anyway. 
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:iconmintgator:
MintGator Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016  Student
Animals are better than humans 
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:iconrektmachine:
RektMachine Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016
Edgy piece of shit.
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:icontherealmorticon:
TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconclapplz:
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xRibbon-Candyx Featured By Owner May 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
yes this descibes me well
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Emiwolf Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
wtf I thought bestiality was illegal nationwide, so it's actually LEGAL in some states?? well thats an unpleasant thing to find out :v
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Emiwolf Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know!! x(  it hurts my soul to know some people buy cute little puppies at the pet store to have them as sexual toys.
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X-G7 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
This is me, yes. My four cats > you. Unless you're one of three specific individuals in my life.
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Emiwolf Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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UnhoodedCobra Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Student General Artist
This is totally me.
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:icontimelordpony:
TimelordPony Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015
Using <3
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:iconllazzi:
llazzi Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist
Ok...
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:icontherealmorticon:
TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
ok
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sw3ater-paws Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Gonna use 0u0
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Caramel-lioness Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Student General Artist
I really agree!!
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kandykrystalapple Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
Some humans are like mosquitos... They suck the life out everything, and the world doesn't need them
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:icontherealmorticon:
TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
idk man....:iconhanniballectorplz:
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MartyMcFIy Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeh
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MartyMcFIy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
great
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ThatLuckyHorseshoe Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Wow.
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Ordam19 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^THIS!
Stitch clap plz 
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Clockwork-Shadow Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
This suits me.
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:iconliiwie:
Liiwie Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
Yup.....I like animals much more..
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:iconb-galaxee:
B-Galaxee Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
eh, I like the company of humans better, at least you can talk to them
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MartyMcFIy Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And they talk back 
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:iconb-galaxee:
B-Galaxee Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
ye, but animals are cuter 
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MartyMcFIy Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yeh 
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sampea Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
What I especially like about animals is that they don't judge you, unless you harm them. Like, for example, when you come back from home and something particularly awful happened and you tell it to your dog, he won't go ''That's all that happened? Why, man up, dude it's only a blah blah blah...'' 

He will at worst feel that something's wrong and prefer to retire himself. Or, he will tilt his head in an attempt to ''understand'' you and try to comfort you in his own way.
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Mcderp45 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
We'll you know what they say:a dog is a man's best friend
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TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Totally agree! Animals are smart, man. No one gives them any credit. My sister was just telling me about a man who was caring for a tiger, and while he was with the tiger he started to have a stroke or a heart attack or something like that, so the tiger took him up in its jaws and started to clamp down on him, and everyone was trying to free the man from the tiger but the bite actually saved the guy's life. The guy fought to keep the tiger from being executed because he was so sure the tiger was intentionally trying to save him.
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79089 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
When I was extremely young, I had visited philly zoo with my mom and my mom's friend and the tigers had stared at me as if they wanted to get petted by me! :| DID NOT KNOW IT WOULD HAPPEN SINCE I WAS SO YOUNG. So I nicknamed myself fluttershy.
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TheRealMorticon Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
That's awesome!
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thunderwolf101 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
its true I feel that
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persiancat111 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
same.
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ToriKross Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
The only difference between animals and humans is that animals can't reason. 
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iReload Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Um, animals can completely reason...But not as detailed/deep as we do. A dog does not have hands to grab, push, punch - Or a voice to speak it's mind or defend itself.
So for example - A child is pinching on a dog's skin, it cannot tell it to stop, so it bites/nips the child, and people go batshit crazy wanting it dead, acting like it had FULL intention of hurting it. The one thing that pisses me off is how SO many people treat animals as if they are humans and can think just as deeply as us and every action they take is by thought, not reaction...When in reality, they act upon how they are treated. :I
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SegaDisneyUniverse Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconclappingplz: =D
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ZBAnonymous Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
technicly, evan though people don't like to think it(I might be totally wrong bedause my brain is fried from school) since we are mammals and most animals are mammals, we r animals, but not in a bad way, but then again, there have been times thats people really have acted like animals...
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